http://hes.web2announcer.com/ Web 2.0 announcer top stories for hes en Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:51:46 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2043181 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - President Bush has appointed Ben Thorstad as the nation's first Total F*cking Mess Czar. Thorstad will assume day-to-day oversight of the administration's current total f*cking messes and we be charged with planning and development of all future total f*cking messes. Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:51:46 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/2043181satirehesonlyManagingMajorFckupsandTotalbullShtNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1411260 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: As the April 15th tax deadline nears, single man Terry Butler plans to go ahead and claim his family of tiny sea monkeys as a legitimate deduction. Thu, 12 Apr 2007 10:43:56 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1411260satirehesAlsoClaimingTheCockroachesinhiskitchenNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1363918 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Americans from all walks of life gathered today to discuss their feelings of heartbreak, anger and resentment towards America's sweetheart Kirsten Dunst. Mon, 09 Apr 2007 09:03:22 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1363918satireimSurehesReallyaveryniceyoungmanNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1189297 unknown@Netscape.com THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Dean Metsker, who recently won the grand prize in the 'Scope Mouthwash For Life Sweepstakes' can't stop swishing the minty liquid around in his mouth. Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:29:31 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1189297satireandhescomingOutwithascopecookbooktooNews http://web2announcer.com/go/1141491 unknown@Netscape.com Polar bears and jogging machines don't mix. Sun, 25 Mar 2007 09:23:37 GMT http://web2announcer.com/go/1141491wellatleasthesmakingAneffortNews