added 2007 Wed Jun 13 8:51:46 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - President Bush has appointed Ben Thorstad as the nation's first Total F*cking Mess Czar. Thorstad will assume day-to-day oversight of the administration's current total f*cking messes and we be charged with planning and development of all future total f*cking messes.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS: With Doyle Redland reporting - President Bush has appointed Ben Thorstad as the nation's first Total F*cking Mess Czar. Thorstad will assume day-to-day oversight of the administration's current total f*cking messes and we be charged with planning and development of all future total f*cking messes.
added 2007 Thu Apr 12 10:43:56 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: As the April 15th tax deadline nears, single man Terry Butler plans to go ahead and claim his family of tiny sea monkeys as a legitimate deduction.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: As the April 15th tax deadline nears, single man Terry Butler plans to go ahead and claim his family of tiny sea monkeys as a legitimate deduction.
added 2007 Mon Apr 9 9:03:22 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Americans from all walks of life gathered today to discuss their feelings of heartbreak, anger and resentment towards America's sweetheart Kirsten Dunst.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Americans from all walks of life gathered today to discuss their feelings of heartbreak, anger and resentment towards America's sweetheart Kirsten Dunst.
added 2007 Wed Mar 28 10:29:31 by ind06
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Dean Metsker, who recently won the grand prize in the 'Scope Mouthwash For Life Sweepstakes' can't stop swishing the minty liquid around in his mouth.
THE ONION RADIO NEWS with Doyle Redland reporting: Dean Metsker, who recently won the grand prize in the 'Scope Mouthwash For Life Sweepstakes' can't stop swishing the minty liquid around in his mouth.
